Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds. what do you think of the human race? Ordinarily people live and learn.I know you're not as stupid as you look. She has a nice butter face. Everything looks nice, but her face.
(butter face= but her face
除了脸哪里都好。) They said you were a big asset. I told them they were off by two letters. (原文asset减掉两个字母是ass，傻逼/混蛋)We do not complain about your shortcomings but about your long stayings. We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven."