麦当劳VS汉堡王PK,看看他们如何优雅地撕逼!

撕逼战来如山倒，去如抽丝

一言不合就撕逼的情况在生活中经常会看到

特别是在商业界

竞争对手经常互黑同时也会时不时来个优雅地撕逼

就比如

麦当劳VS汉堡王的撕逼大战

麦当劳"嘲笑"汉堡王

看到这里

有没有发现麦当劳很有心机地用了个比较级

"Closer"

木有错

就是想说明比你汉堡王要近

先别嘚瑟跪求汉堡王的心里阴影面积

人家还有大招还没出了！

汉堡王“反击”麦当劳

这个广告撕逼大战我给满分！

该撕逼就撕逼，别委屈自己嘛~

来，今天就等我来教你

如何用英语优雅地撕逼

请接招

① 

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. 

It'll only take 10 seconds. 

赶紧的，快跟大家炫出你所有的知识。

十秒钟应该够了。

②

 As an outsider, 

what do you think of the human race? 

作为一个局外人，你对我们人类有何看法? 

③

Ordinarily people live and learn.

 You just live. 

普通人都是活到老学到老。

你只做到了前者。

④

I know you're not as stupid as you look. 

Nobody could be! 

我知道你没看上去那么傻逼。

因为没人能傻逼成这样! 

⑤

She has a nice butter face. 

Everything looks nice, but her face. 

她这脸长得沉鱼落雁，闭月羞花。

也就是说，谁都不忍直视。

(butter face= but her face

指某人后面看着想犯罪，正面看着想倒退。

除了脸哪里都好。) 

⑥

They said you were a big asset. 

I told them they were off by two letters. 

。

我告诉他们，你们多说了俩字。 

(原文asset减掉两个字母是ass，傻逼/混蛋)

⑦

We do not complain about your shortcomings 

but about your long stayings. 

我们并不介意你的短处，

只是怕你跟我们"长处"。

⑧

We heard that when you ran away 

from home your folks sent you a note saying, 

"Do not come home and all will be forgiven." 

听说你离家出走之后，

你家人捎信说：“只要你不回来我们就原谅你。”

⑨

When God was throwing intelligence 

down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella.

上帝向人间播撒智慧时，你打了伞。 

⑩

You are so dumb,

 you sit on the TV and watch the sofa. 

你真是个傻逼，

傻逼到坐在电视上看沙发。 

⑪

You're so ugly when you went to a haunted house 

they offered you a job. 

你长得太丑，你去鬼屋玩，

结果人家让你明天来上班。 

⑫

It's kinda sad watching you 

attempt to fit your entire vocabulary into a sentence. 

看着你用自己的全部词汇量勉强拼出一句话的样子，

真是让人悲伤。

⑬

If I were to slap you, 

it would be considered animal abuse! 

我要是抽你耳光，会被人告虐畜的! 

⑭

Maybe if you ate some of that makeup 

you could be pretty on the inside. 

你试试吃点化妆品吧，

没准能增加点内在美。 

⑮

Oh my God, look at you. 

Was anyone else hurt in the accident? 

我的天，瞧瞧你的样子啊，

车祸中还有其他人受伤吗? 

汉堡届的两位大佬怎么会没有战火呢？

 Who do you think you are?

你以为你是哪根葱?

这种“对战营销”

不就是品牌双赢的战法吗

妙哉妙哉~

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