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麦当劳VS汉堡王PK,看看他们如何优雅地撕逼!

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撕逼战来如山倒,去如抽丝
一言不合就撕逼的情况在生活中经常会看到
特别是在商业界
竞争对手经常互黑同时也会时不时来个优雅地撕逼



就比如
麦当劳VS汉堡王的撕逼大战

麦当劳"嘲笑"汉堡王


看到这里

有没有发现麦当劳很有心机地用了个比较级
"Closer"
木有错
就是想说明比你汉堡王要近
先别嘚瑟跪求汉堡王的心里阴影面积
人家还有大招还没出了!

汉堡王“反击”麦当劳



这个广告撕逼大战我给满分!
该撕逼就撕逼,别委屈自己嘛~
来,今天就等我来教你
如何用英语优雅地撕逼

请接招

① 
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. 
It'll only take 10 seconds. 
赶紧的,快跟大家炫出你所有的知识。
十秒钟应该够了。

 As an outsider, 
what do you think of the human race? 
作为一个局外人,你对我们人类有何看法? 

Ordinarily people live and learn.
 You just live. 
普通人都是活到老学到老。
你只做到了前者。

I know you're not as stupid as you look. 
Nobody could be! 
我知道你没看上去那么傻逼。
因为没人能傻逼成这样! 

She has a nice butter face. 
Everything looks nice, but her face. 
她这脸长得沉鱼落雁,闭月羞花。
也就是说,谁都不忍直视。

(butter face= but her face

指某人后面看着想犯罪,正面看着想倒退。

除了脸哪里都好。) 


They said you were a big asset. 
I told them they were off by two letters. 
我告诉他们,你们多说了俩字。 
(原文asset减掉两个字母是ass,傻逼/混蛋)

We do not complain about your shortcomings 
but about your long stayings. 
我们并不介意你的短处,
只是怕你跟我们"长处"。

We heard that when you ran away 
from home your folks sent you a note saying, 
"Do not come home and all will be forgiven." 
听说你离家出走之后,
你家人捎信说:“只要你不回来我们就原谅你。”

When God was throwing intelligence 
down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella.
上帝向人间播撒智慧时,你打了伞。 

You are so dumb,
 you sit on the TV and watch the sofa. 
你真是个傻逼,
傻逼到坐在电视上看沙发。 

You're so ugly when you went to a haunted house 
they offered you a job. 
你长得太丑,你去鬼屋玩,
结果人家让你明天来上班。 

It's kinda sad watching you 
attempt to fit your entire vocabulary into a sentence. 
看着你用自己的全部词汇量勉强拼出一句话的样子,
真是让人悲伤。

If I were to slap you, 
it would be considered animal abuse! 
我要是抽你耳光,会被人告虐畜的! 

Maybe if you ate some of that makeup 
you could be pretty on the inside. 
你试试吃点化妆品吧,
没准能增加点内在美。 

Oh my God, look at you. 
Was anyone else hurt in the accident? 
我的天,瞧瞧你的样子啊,
车祸中还有其他人受伤吗? 


汉堡届的两位大佬怎么会没有战火呢?

 Who do you think you are?

你以为你是哪根葱?
这种“对战营销”
不就是品牌双赢的战法吗
妙哉妙哉~


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